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Chipchopper | 04:49 Sun 19th Jun 2022 | Jokes
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I had to quit my job on the market stool, selling fruit and veg, when the boss decided it was okay to pay me in left over vegetables.

I just couldn't afford to live off that celery
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That's shallot!
05:24 Sun 19th Jun 2022
lettuce know how you get on.
That's shallot!
im green with endive.
market stool? sounds horrid!!
Piggy, if there are people willing to buy, don't poo poo it.
that just stinks x
that went right by me, lol
Calm down , go and sit down on a stool and consider your options
Are you that copper , from Allo Allo ?
I'm not surprised you have done a runner.
bean there and done that...
I had a job like that. It paid peanuts.
I heard you got the rocket.....again.
yeah, so Beet it.
high five
I was feeling really squashed!
that's a bit Corn-y.
I told you not to work for a Scandinavian. These Swedes are all the same.
True story. Chip-Chopper is so handsome and witty,as you know, I decided to do away with him. Cos I'm yellow and mean I gave the contract to this bloke, Arti, down the Rose & Crown. Reckoned he'd strangle anyone for a quid.
To cut a long story short, twice he went down to the market, twice he killed the wrong bloke. Last time I gave him the pound up front and implored him not to get caught.
Imagine how worried I was when I read in the evening paper; Artichokes 3 For A Pound At Chipchopper's Market Stool.
I bet he didn't like it when you needed a leek..

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