ChatterBank1 min ago
Thats It, I'm Done
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I had to quit my job on the market stool, selling fruit and veg, when the boss decided it was okay to pay me in left over vegetables.
I just couldn't afford to live off that celery
I just couldn't afford to live off that celery
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True story. Chip-Chopper is so handsome and witty,as you know, I decided to do away with him. Cos I'm yellow and mean I gave the contract to this bloke, Arti, down the Rose & Crown. Reckoned he'd strangle anyone for a quid.
To cut a long story short, twice he went down to the market, twice he killed the wrong bloke. Last time I gave him the pound up front and implored him not to get caught.
Imagine how worried I was when I read in the evening paper; Artichokes 3 For A Pound At Chipchopper's Market Stool.
To cut a long story short, twice he went down to the market, twice he killed the wrong bloke. Last time I gave him the pound up front and implored him not to get caught.
Imagine how worried I was when I read in the evening paper; Artichokes 3 For A Pound At Chipchopper's Market Stool.