The Queen
The Queen is visiting a psychiatric hospital when she comments on the remarkable work done in the grounds and asks " Who is Responsible for the remarkable work walling archways flowerbeds etc"
The superintendent replies " That lad over there Charlie "
She walks over and shakes his hand: "Well done, but why are you here your so talented"
"A big mistake I shouldn't be here " to which her majesty replies "I'll get you out you can work for me"
As she is walking away half a house brick hits her on the back of the head and a voice calls out "Now don't forget"