Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I caught my son chewing an electrical cable, so I had to ground him. He's doing better currently, and conducting himself properly.

[mallyh]

he's a bright spark x

[Ken4155]

Were you not shocked at how dumb he was?

[Patsy33]

Some are just wired up wrong..

[zebo]

Is your son called Sherlock Ohms?

[Chipchopper]

That kid sounds like a real live wire, you were dead right to flex your muscles

[bookbinder]

Did you hear the one about the electrician who came home well after midnight?
His wife said to him, "Wire you insulate?"
It turned out that he'd been running two ohms.

[Bazile]

He's now conducting himself properly ?

Reward him with tickets to a AC DC concert