There Was A Break In At The Paper Factory

[lankeela]

and police are asking people to keep an eye for the thieves - it is believed they took the A4.

[Canary42]

They thought it was the A3. Police soon had the foolscaptured.

[emmie]

you must be d ream ing it

[1ozzy]

Bet they didn't leave a print.

[Gromit]

Police believe it was an inside job. They are investigating the elephant in the room.

[1ozzy]

Lots of trunk calls?

[Gromit]

Police have a large list of suspects - it is a very broadsheet.

[Chipchopper]

Police spotted the thieve's van in a lay-by, it was stationary

[Spicerack]

Tracing the owner now, are they?

[Ken4155]

The lead investigator has a 100% record of solving crimes. He doesn't want this one to blot his copybook. He says he will draw on all his experience to catch the culprits, throw the book at them and put them in the pen where they belong.

[Spicerack]

Could be a long chase.

[Chipchopper]

Among the stolen items were huge oversized toilet rolls destined for the giants of Fleet Street

[Arksided]

DS Paige Turner said ‘No leaf will be left unturned until we find these book-ers’

[Playbill]

When they catch them they should be tied to a large post.

[Ken4155]

Yes, Arky. I also heard him say, "There will be no margin for error. The lines are clear and whoever did this has crossed them. A clip round the ear isn't sufficient punishment for anyone who breaks rules. I have a team of dedicated professionals, all capable of thinking outside the envelope and i am confident it won't be mache longer before the perps are brought to book."

[Arksided]

DC Ora Gammie has also being called into the fold.

[Spicerack]

Rizlable, ark.

[Arksided]

Thin and lightweight, indeed.

[FatticusInch]

Not seen Crimewatch in a while. Is it now paper view?