Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the least I could do for it.

[emmie]

did you join up the dots

[murraymints]

snigger

[1ozzy]

;-)
Don't give up!

[Spicerack]

Did you cover it with Maltesers?

[mallyh]

did you lose count after 101 x

[1ozzy]

Thanks Mally;-/

[DTCwordfan]

A Dalmatian farted in a lift - it was wrong on so many levels...

[1ozzy]

But nobody spotted the culprit

[DTCwordfan]

I had a Dalmatian - I called him 'Stripe.'

[mallyh]

your spot on with this joke x

[Bazile]

I saw that dalmation in Boots the chemists yesterday .

It was looking for a cream to remove spots

[Chipchopper]

That's unlike you to go splashing out

[Ken4155]

You use brown or black paint, Hoppy?

[William51]

Very clever Hop. Spot on!.