Daft Definitions

[maggiebee]

Pantry - The room where you keep your underwear.
Pants - What underwear does on a long run up a steep hill.
Parachute - A double-barrelled shotgun.
Paradox - Two doctors.
Pasteurise - Too far to see.
Pacifist - Someone who punches you on the nose peacefully.
Painful - A glass house (Please remember that people who live in glass houses should undress in the basement).
Palaver - A kind of sweater.

[THECORBYLOON]

Sheet - what Sean Connery used to sit on

[Patsy33]

Lavatory- Red hot blue supporter for one's convenience..

[Chipchopper]

"Common sense"

How come it's so rare?