Going Down

[Chipchopper]

The only passenger on a 747 flight, was a criminal who used his flying skills as a bargaining chip, to land the plane safely, in return for his freedom.
It was so Con-Decending

[1ozzy]

Unlike the dwarf that escaped jail by sliding down a pipe.
That was a little condescending.

[Chipchopper]

Yep, that's right Oz, he tied handkerchiefs together if I recall.....

[Spicerack]

And when he landed all the people waiting on the tarmac clapped him
in irons and sent him back to clink.

[Patsy33]

He's going down..

[Chipchopper]

Ahh, You saw my alternative punch-line Patsy I wondered who would be the first to spot that.

[Patsy33]

^^^^^
:-)