Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

My wife asked me "is it just me or is the dog getting fat?"
Apparently "it's just you" isn't the right answer.

[emmie]

followed by a swift right hook....

[DTCwordfan]

or the frying pan that cooks the sausages.....

[1ozzy]

My wife asked me "does my bum look big in this?"

Honesty is not the best policy..

[Spicerack]

You just can't win a lot, can you?

[1ozzy]

Can't win a church raffle, might as well give up now.

[Chipchopper]

There is no right answer........Run!

[mallyh]

oh you shouldn't fat shame your wife she has enough on her plate anyway x

[Patsy33]

Why plump for that answer?...

[Ken4155]

O be se rious, you lot.

[davebro]

//she has enough on her plate anyway //

That's the problem - portion control!

[Canary42]

The most risky answer to "Does my bum look big in this" is not, as widely thought, "Yes".

A more dangerous response is,"Not as big as in the one you wore yesterday"

[wolf63]

I have a male friend who, when asked anything of the nature, says immediately "is this a trap?".