Ventriloquist

[Rondy]

Aussie ventriloquist
An Australian ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village
and decides he'll have a little fun.

Aussie: "G'day Mate! Good looking dog, mind if I speak with him?"
Farmer: "Don't be stupid, the dog doesn't talk"
Aussie: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"
Dog: "Doin' all right."
The farmer is astonished.
Aussie: "Is this guy your owner?"
Dog: "Yep"
Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."
The farmer's mouth falls open in utter disbelief.
Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"
Farmer: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either... I don't think."
Aussie: "Hey horse, how's it going?"
Horse: "Cool"
Now the farmer is absolutely dumbfounded.
Aussie: "Is this your owner?"
Horse: "Yep"
Aussie: "How does he treat you?"
Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from the elements."
Farmer staggers back in amazement.
Aussie: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"
Farmer: "Hey now ait a minute, the sheep's a liar."