Ventriloquist

[Rondy]

There was a ventriloquist who had no work for six months. He went to his agent and told him he needed work badly.

The agent said, "There's no call for ventriloquists, but if you were a psychic I could get you plenty of work." So this ventriloquist went home and hung outside his door a psychic sign.

An hour later a woman knocks on the door. "I want to talk to my deceased husband. How much will it cost?"

The ventriloquist says, "If you talk to him, £50. If he talks to you, £100. If you both talk to each other while I'm drinking a can of beer, that's £200."

[William51]

Maybe his ventriloquism will come in useful!.