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Hopkirk | 05:59 Sun 09th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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I'll tell you what makes my blood boil.

Faulty space suits.
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You Clot. If you cannot be more Rhesus Positive then you need to Apollo-gise!
07:43 Sun 09th Oct 2022
If your wife wants sex in the morning you're an egg timer.
3 minutes and it's done.
or under done as the case would be
that will have her eggs nicely coddled.

they say that space like without a space suit is breathtaking.
You Clot. If you cannot be more Rhesus Positive then you need to Apollo-gise!
Donor give up the day job, zebu.
The trouble with space is that there is so much space ; and yet you get people parking right up against you
// Donor give up the day job, zebu. //

LOL... No matter how hard I try to make them laugh, my efforts are always in Vein!
Hope you got a hot line to NASA. It's not exactly rocket science..
/// yet you get people parking right up against you ///

My one-time boss came in to work one morning absolutely fuming - his wife had parked in a large car park with only one other car in it at the time - and she hit it !
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A lot more dangerous when you're in space and people park their ship right alongside you
Great joke, I just couldn't think of a witty response
It's hard under pressure, chipchopper.

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