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[Rondy]

I asked my friend, "What part of America is your wife from?"

He said, "Alaska"

I said, "I thought you'd know"
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I don't see my wife and kids anymore due to my gambling…

I won the lottery and moved to Spain!
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My mate was looking for a job.

I told him to apply to the search and rescue team - they are always looking for someone.....