Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally.

[Chipchopper]

I think they can take tablets for it

[ZebuSanctuary]

HaHa... Very good!

I also like the one that goes; Never judge a kleptomaniac, until you've walked a mile in their brother's shoes.

[Arksided]

Keep your hands off my puns Hopkirk, I know you can’t help it

[DTCwordfan]

Off to the Kleptomaniacs Anonymous meeting with you but then I suppose that all the seats will have been taken.

[murraymints]

hmmmm