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Hopkirk | 06:18 Fri 28th Oct 2022 | Jokes
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I've started telling everyone about the benefits of eating dried grapes.

It's all about raisin awareness.
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I once had a date with a sultana!
06:52 Fri 28th Oct 2022
They'll keep you current.
Every week I used to take a bag of raisins to my old mum in the nursing home.





Mmm, I used to love sucking the chocolate off a box of Poppets.
I once had a date with a sultana!
were they Japanese by chance - I really want to go there and visit the land of the raisin sun.
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DTC, aren't they the people who prune little trees?
A bit wasteful but
I won’t wine about it.
I'll chew it over. Thanks.
Shiraz-ing a laugh!
In this case raisin a laugh.
Didn't another date a peel to you, dave?
Hopkirk that joke is so grape
Sounds raisonable
In the House of the Raisin Sun ?

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