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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'
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Well done, Hoppy. Armenia have to to some to come up with so many countries in such a short paragraph.
I recall sitting down to Christmas dinner one time and, tasting the garlic sprouts, i said to my girlfriend, "Ee Belgium, Georgia, tha's done a reet grand job wi' them sprouts. Italya, i haven't tasted any better" Her 4 siblings, Den Mark Poll and Dora, all agreed.
"France very much," she said, blushing a little.
After dinner someone suggested playing charades. "Ukraine if you want to," said Den, i've Monaco and deliver some gifts ." "Oh come on, Romania for just one game," said gran.
So we all played Charades and, though i don't like to Croatia, i won.
I recall sitting down to Christmas dinner one time and, tasting the garlic sprouts, i said to my girlfriend, "Ee Belgium, Georgia, tha's done a reet grand job wi' them sprouts. Italya, i haven't tasted any better" Her 4 siblings, Den Mark Poll and Dora, all agreed.
"France very much," she said, blushing a little.
After dinner someone suggested playing charades. "Ukraine if you want to," said Den, i've Monaco and deliver some gifts ." "Oh come on, Romania for just one game," said gran.
So we all played Charades and, though i don't like to Croatia, i won.
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