The Fishermen

[Chipchopper]

I met up with my mate down at the river, but he was on the opposite bank. All was going well until I realised that I forgot to pack some milk for my coffee. I called my mate and said, "chuck that carton of milk over here, and I'll catch it in my landing net" He did as I said, but the carton only reached halfway across, and my net only had a short handle. I shouted to him, "you idiot, how am I supposed to catch that"
He replied: "I thought you said you like it semi-skimmed"

[Patsy33]

That's udder madness.
Whey out of order!

[Ken4155]

That's one that should have been thrown back in the river :-)