Dad Joke Of The Day

[Hopkirk]

I just got nine out of ten on my driving test.

The last guy was able to get out of the way.

[Chipchopper]

Did the cops come down to measure the skid marks?

[DTCwordfan]

that must have caused braking news in your local rag....

[mallyh]

oh ! please give us a brake x

[zebo]

//Did the cops come down to measure the skid marks?//

Or did you get to the washing machine before they came?

[Ken4155]

I saw you coming, Hoppy, and leapt out of your way. Better luck next time.

[DTCwordfan]

they're about to re-shoot Death Race 2000 as 2025 - could be a role in it for you?

[piggynose]

hoppy, you must´ve drove the driving instructor around the bend or many bends!

[William51]

Good practice for tenpin bowling!.