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[Rondy]

That storm Isha is so violent. I phoned the landlord this morning.
I said "It's about our roof."
He said "What about it?"
"We'd like it back!!"

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I haven’t tried yoga, but I have tried bending over to pick up my keys.
So I’m pretty sure I’d hate yoga.

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What’s worse than a lobster on a piano?
Crabs on your organ.

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My wife said, "Why don't you write a book instead of your stupid word play jokes?"
I said, "That's...a novel idea."

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I was at the airport and overheard two men complaining that the pilot was a woman!
Sexists!
I was fuming.
It's not like she has to reverse the bloody thing!

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The doctor put my wife on a new pill and now we have sex every night. It's brilliant...
It doesn't matter which position we are in, nothing wakes her up!

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I was sorry to hear on the news that a man was run over by a boat in Venice…
My gondolences are with his family!

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[Patsy33]

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