A young Irish girl is thumbing a lift . A lorry driver spots this girl at the side of the road, stops and offers her a lift. Gladly she accepts and climbs into the cab.
They get chatting as the lorry travels into the night. The girl explains that she misses her mother back in Ireland. She lets out a big sigh and says "I'd do anything to speak to my mother" to which the lorry driver says "anything?". The girl replies "yes, anything".
Just then there is a lay by so the lorry driver pulls in, undoes his trousers, gets his kn0b out and says to the girl "get your mouth around this".
The girl leans over, gets her mouth close up to it and says "can you hear me, Mother?".