G'Day Mate

[McMouse]

A muslim was sat next to an Australian on an aeroplane. After the plane had taken off the air hostess came over and asked for drinks orders. The Australian orders a 'Jack Daniels' and coke. The air hostess asks the muslim if he too would like a drink ? Looking at the Australians drink, the muslim replies in disgust 'Id rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores and had my head shoved up a sheeps ars ehole, than let liquor pass my lips !' The Aussie passes the drink back to the air hostess and says 'Strewth, I didn't know we had a choice !'

[suzie1]

lol

[marval]

Very good lol

[craft1948]

good one mouse......

[jasconi]

¿sǝıssnɐ sn ɥʇıʍ ɥʇıʍ ƃuoɹʍ s,ʇɐɥʍ

[suzie1]

how do you do that jas

[whiskeryron]

we all want to know how you do that jas.

[suzie1]

jas where are you....................