Limerick for Poet's Day

[McMouse]

There was a young girl from Carshalton

Who had a long tit and a short 'un

To make up for that

She had a big twa t

And could suck start a 650 Norton!

[crisgal]

ha ha! er.... it didn't say elbow!

I'm gonna write it again, with all the dirty words and see what the filter writes instead:

there was a young man named Bucket
whose dick was so long he could suck it
he said with a grin
and spunk on his chin
If me elbow was a Lady Veg i would Fluff it!

[crisgal]

lady veg?
pmsl!!

[ELVIS68]

There was a young poster called dris
Whos last post made myself p!ss
It was funny and rude
And also quite crude
Posts like this I do sorley miss

[crisgal]

I'm not dris - I'm cris !!

[shivvy]

There was a young woman called White
who met with a terrible plight
Her boyfriend, named Tucker
had struck her, the fu@ker
the bugg@r, the b@stard, the sh1te!!

Howszat?!!

[ELVIS68]

I fooked up and said you were dris
When clearly you`re not you are cris
I`ll state my case here
It`s not you it`s the beer
And it`s late and i`ve been on the p!ss

[crisgal]

very good elvis - very good indeed!

[crisgal]

i've had a few sherbs meself!

[ELVIS68]

Cris and tony thanks and goodnight
These threads are just funny and light
SAB is much worse
Like stuck in a hearse
CB without fagend is right