Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

[olddutch]

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

[mollykins]

i bought the housework won't kil oyu but why take the chance magnet for my mum for her birthday last year, aswell as some chocolates to make up for the cheekiness.

[whiskeryron]

Can you get a hair raising experience at a baldies convention ?

[ttfn]

I usaed to be indecisive - but now I'm not so sure

You are maturing like a fine whisky gran!

[whiskeryron]

Can identical twins be exactly alike if only 1 of them is female.

[olddutch]

NICE ONE MOLLYKINS !

ENA, HAVE YOU GONE TO BED AND WHO WITH ?

"Men are not like computers. My computer knows what to do with a four inch floppy!"

[askyourgran]

Lol Old Dutch,

Marriage means commitment but then so does insanity.

[olddutch]

FORGIVE ME ENA YOU POPPED UP AGAIN WHILST I WAS POSTING !

[ttfn]

Well really, olddutch. I am shocked.

It should be 'with whom'!

[olddutch]

ENA BUT IM DUTCH ?

[ttfn]

You have asked for it olddutch, so here it comes:

Women have many faults - men only 2 - everything they say and everything they do.

Game set and match gran?

[olddutch]

ENA YOUR THE BOSS I KNOW WHEN IM BEAT

IVE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BEATEN BY YOU !

AND IM A LEGAL IMMIGRANT - YOURE IMPRESSED NOW ?

[ttfn]

My little edam - I have to say it takes an awful lot to impress me but I am pleased you know your place (;-))

[olddutch]

WITH YOU I THINK ENA ?

Well behaved women rarely make history

[olddutch]

your sole purpose in life is to serve as a warning to others

[askyourgran]

Pmsl ttfn

You are a naughty boy Old Dutch.

Losing a husband can be hard but in my case it's nearly impossible.

[ttfn]

It is better to have people think you a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. (Don't you just adore Mark Twain?)

[olddutch]

ASKYOURGRAN

THEY SAID I WAS NAUGHTY WHEN I PUT MY FINGER IN A DYKE - BUT I PLEADED FLOODING AND GOT AWAY WITH IT !

Real women don't have hot flushes, they have Power Surges.

[ttfn]

Are you in my office olddutch - I have got that one on a terra cotta plaque by my desk!

[carmalee]

Had this for my kids - 'you have two choices for supper, take it or leave it.

[ttfn]

nice one carmalee

Jesus loves you - but I'm his favourite