Got Any Fridge Magnet Funnies ?

[olddutch]

Anyone let me have any fridge magnet funnies like those below ? Thanks


"I'm not a complete idiot, some of the parts are missing"

"Housework won't kill you, but why take the chance"

[ttfn]

Dear olddutch - wouldn't I be lonesome on my ownsome on HGT?

How did the old advert go - 'eveninks and morninks I drink Warninks' ?

[ttfn]

Well done - you too will now get a telegram, but only from the Ed!

[olddutch]

ENA

I GOT MY FINGER STUCK IN THE COMPUTER - ITS OUT NOW - YES REMEMBER WARNICKS AND BOLS - HAPPY DAYS

[vulcan]

I'm going to be more assertive, if that's alright with you.

Start every day with a smile and get it over with.

[B00]

Not sure if someone's said this, but I couldn't bo bothered reading 6 pages worth...

I have one which says "I'd give up chocolate- but im no quitter"

[olddutch]

Without stress my life would be empty

[RATTER15]

A Woman only swears when it slips out!!

[Jemisa]

"God couldn't be everywhere so he made Grandma's"

[askyourgran]

Thank you Jemisa darling.

[mike11111]

FAO Mrs Sharples.

Sorry Ena, but we don't do Advocaat in the Rovers. If our milk stout isn't good enough I suggest you take your custom to The Flying Horse or The Laughing Donkey.

Yours very sincerely,

Mrs Annie Walker.

[ttfn]

Dear Mrs Walker

Have any eye test dear, it was not I who brought up the subject of Advocaat - I merely responded. It was my bezzy mate gran and the flying dutchman who are to blame for that one

Yours

The Caretaker
Glad Tidings Mission Hall, Viaduct St

[ttfn]

Blimey - I sounded more like Elsie Tanner then!

[olddutch]

GRAN

ARENT YOU TUCKED UP IN BED ?

Chocolate can make your clothes shrink

[mike11111]

I'm sorry Mrs Sharples, but I feel we need Mr.Swindley to sort this one out, preferably with the help of Miss Nugent.

[ttfn]

They are doing late night stock take at Miami Modes

[askyourgran]

Too right me old Dutch, I've found that out too late. I'm going to bed now.

Note to Annie Walker. What sort of pub doesn't have advocaat, how do you make your snowballs then. Old dutch is relying on the sale of advocaat for his Dutch pension.

[mike11111]

Sorry to be so pedantic, but did not Miami Modes come much later, where Elsie Tanner worked. The name which sticks in my mind is Gamma Garments. God, how sad am I!

[olddutch]

ENA

YOUR STILL UP TOO - THAT HAIRNET MUST BE SUPERCHARGED ! OFF TO BED MYSELF IN A MO - WAS MR SWINDLEY CAPTAIN MAINWARING OR WAS CAPTAIN MAINWARING MR SWINDLEY - ANYWAY NITE NITE ENA AND GRAN !

"Dear Lord, if I can't be slim, please make all my friends fat!"

[ttfn]

Good night olddutch. ps I know gran and I are getting on a bit but why do you keep on SHOUTING at us? sweet dreams and ttfn