Ooooo ... China. What a thing to throw at me at this time at night. A woman's lot is not a happy one. What problems we have to confront....... and there's none more difficult than this. Right, here goes.
House - mainly for his brain - but also for the challenge.
Foreman - for him.
Overall, it has to be House. What a lousy choice. Imagine being stuck with him in real life! I'd be off before the week was out - I know I would!
Come on then - decision time.
I didn't forget the knitted swimsuit. I just thought it kinder not to stir memories of such unrepeatable elegance. That odd dropped stitch perfectly positioned, a certain hint of bagginess around the nether regions, and one leg hanging lower than the other - oh yes! This was refinement indeed. Paris, New York and Peckham had nothing on us. I have to say, China, in that swimsuit you did ooze sex appeal. Yes, real, unadulterated, sex appeal. It's no surprise I was offered half a packet of polos for you, is it?
I hope that leaves Sancturians with happy thoughts. Sweet dreams everyone. x