The Answer!

[mibn2cweus]

Are you unhappy and upset and believe that some important knowledge crucial to living a joyful life has been denied you? Find the missing piece of the puzzle you've been seeking all your life here

[China Doll]

I'm seriously considering offering to do the surgery at my gaff,,, One of the docs lives there, I've got a sharp knife and quite a large kitchen work unit, my manager also works here so while she assists I can sort the paper work and for any tricky bits I can ask on here.

Sounds like I've just saved the electives to me.

[mibn2cweus]

Watch your step Theland and Luna or we might just find ourselves in the menu!

[China Doll]

Are you guys volunteering for me to practice on? You're so sweet! What would you like? I'm keen to try the following...

1) Split Skin Graft
2) Radial Arterial Phalloplasty
3) Penectomy ( I think I'd be good at this one in particular)
4) Insertion of Penile Prosthesis.

I'm sure there's something for everyone on the list... Yes, even Naomi.... And best of all, I won't even charge you!

[naomi24]

Err.... can I just take names, tick lists, show 'em into the surgery - that sort of thing, China? I'm very good, honestly. Sympathetic an' everything. I'll even tie the strings on the backs of operating gowns if you want me to - despite the view.

Maybe it's time to beat a hasty retreat.

Starman, where's that mousehole you're so fond of?

[China Doll]

Well ok Naomi... But really I'd make sure we did a love RAP on you and it'd be fully functional and everything.

Perhaps this is why no one ever asks me about my day.

[China Doll]

I'll have to change the order of surgery a bit but as it's you Lunar, no problem!

My day was quiet, I've watched a lot of House, eaten way too much, tidied up, downloaded some itunes and generally refused to leave the warmth of my room. Oh I painted my nails too... Very active as you can tell. How's yours been? You feeling a bit better of late? The last I saw on the other thread you were having a wobble.

[naomi24]

Luna, NO ......STOP....... THINK! It's not Masochism she's offering - it's Maschocism - and who knows what that might be? You could be like a lamb to the slaughter here. You'll be entering into the realms of the unknown - I'll tick you off the list - tie the bows all the way up the back of your gown - and the next thing you know, that excited little smile of anticipation that now adorns your innocent, shining features, could be swiped off your face in one fell swoop! Wobble? Chance would be a fine thing. You may well end up with nothing left to wobble!

[China Doll]

Sterile wellies and bobble hat... this is a professional unit we're running.

[naomi24]

China, there's clearly no holding this man! The merest hint of a bobble hat and a pair of fetching wellies and he goes all peculiar. Where's that scalpel?!! Off with his wobble!

[China Doll]

My patients never quite have Luna's reaction I must say... I think I'm glad ;0) They often wobble after surgery though.

[naomi24]

Oo-er!! By the sound of it Luna, you may well enjoy a quick burst of Maschocism - and if so, China's your girl. She knows all about that. CHINA! Customer!! Hee hee hee!!!!!!!

Had terrible trouble getting in here today, and have had to resort to using the back door key tonight. Seems you're not the only one still in possession of a wobble, Luna. AB is plagued with wobbles.

Did anyone notice that Theland posted a question yesterday, but not in R&S? I just happened across it today. Something about a funeral parlour somewhere near Liverpool. I wonder what that's all about. No visit here though I see. Has he deserted us completely? I wonder how he is. Has anyone heard from him?

Answers on a postcard please.

Night everyone - and beautiful dreams. x

[naomi24]

Ooooo ........... is this the Twilight Zone? Mysterious stars are appearing, but apart from that, this place is spookily devoid of all signs of life - human or otherwise.

Coooo-ey ........ Is there anybody thereeeeee? Knock twice for yes, and once for no. And if it's once ........

Arrrrrgh!!

Night. Mwah. x

[mibn2cweus]

Naomi, Did you Subscribe to question (right next door to Post an Answer)?

Preliminary research suggests that access to Subscribed threads under my profile might be one of the more reliable (although not fool-proof) ways to access this thread. I suspect having only a few threads associated with this search option may contribute to reliability. Further testing of this method is planned for this weekend.

In the meantime I suspect direct access using a key is probably the most reliable alternative. For anyone interested I will provide a key via e-mail upon request.

Keep me informed of any access difficulties you encounter.

[naomi24]

Thanks Luna. I wouldn't mind if I had a clue what motivates these people - or even what planet they're on - but I don't, so if anyone here can throw some light on it, it would help enormously. Perhaps I deal with it wrongly. The problem is, if I ignore it, then it will be assumed that the 'idjits' are speaking the truth - and if I respond, they come back with even more nonsense - so what's the answer?

How would you (anyone) deal with it?

Starman, No, I didn't, but it's a good idea. I'll try it.