Oh woe, woe is me! I blame myself .... I do ..... really I do. It's that trapeze, isn't it? Why oh why didn't I let her try it out? I'll find it, honestly, I will. I know I've got it here somewhere. Just stay inside, China, till I call you. Watch TV, listen to music, chat on AB - anything - just stay inside. Now where on earth did I put it? It's wrapped up in a Tescos carrier bag. LUNA!! THELAND!! STARMAN!! All hands on deck. She's finally flipped! And it's freezing outside - and her in only her knitted swimsuit too, scaling the walls, five floors up! We need that trapeze NOW! Search everywhere! Search the wine cellar! Err .... no ..... hang on ....... perhaps I should do that. Search the Sanctuary! Search the other Santuary!! Leave no stone unturned! Rummage through every section of AB - even Chatterbank if anyone's brave enough to risk it! But of course you will, my valiant friends. Cry God (or not) for Chatterbank, England & St George!! China, we're coming!!
Mmm ... maybe it's a bit late. Shall we do it tomorrow?Night everyone. x