Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome one and all.

I hope you are all enjoying your weekend and looking forward with eager anticipation to your gifts from the Easter Bunny tomorrow.

Tailcocks and nibbles will no doubt be available soon.
Meanwhile, a little ditty to start off our evening on a jolly note.

Spring is sprung
De grass is riz
I wonder where dem birdies is ?
De little birds is on de wing,
Ain't dat absurd?
De little wing is on de bird!

Further ditties and any raffle prizes will be most welcome.

[supersuezy24]

Thanks Mamya :)

[ladyalex]

Yum yum, prawn balls again...you spoil us Mamya....

[Mamyalynne]

I know

[ladyalex]

Tailcock maker
Volly vont baker
meds trolley guider
mop and bucket slider
unsung heroine
Mamalynne

[Mamyalynne]

Ena is a window cleaner,
handy with a carabiner.
Sometimes sweet sometimes meaner,
on the cognac always keener.

[slinky.kate]

m'lady your a right sook,afraid mamya will leave you,eh'can we go up to the southern turret and watch the space thingy,i have my bino coolers

[ladyalex]

Of course...it's open house here on Club nights...except for the wine cellar, of course.

(and I know whidh side my bread's buttered, slinky. I'll sook if I want to.)

[supersuezy24]

Oooh Mamya that was good :)

[starone]

Hey everyone, Is it poetry night tonight then?

The sun was shining bright
In the middle of the night
When a little girl named Nellie
Ate a red-hot plate of jelly.

Sure there must be a bit more to this but can't remember it. I'll try one of those thunderboltys Mamya, but don't be giving me any of that cleaning fluid again. I was up half the night last week running in and out and I can't even remember what I was running in and out for.

[ladyalex]

Hello , starbucky, how nice to see you .

I can thoroughly recommend the thunderbolt#s...make things very jovial.


Suezy are your teeth giving you trouble ?

[ladyalex]

Nice poem starbucky, by the way. Like the idea of red hot jelly

[Mamyalynne]

Hiya Star, no worries put all the cleaning products away this time

[supersuezy24]

Very quiet in here tonight...More tailcocks mamya quick!

[Mamyalynne]

A song for Suezy, feeling woozy'
A sod of a pharmacist,
gave her cause to feel pi$$ed.
When all she wanted was relief
for poorly gums and aching teeth.

[starone]

There was a young man of Cossham
Who took out his false teeth to wash 'em
His mother said Jack
If you don't put 'em back
I'll step on your false teeth and squash 'em (Boom-boom)

That tailcock is taking effect on me already Perhaps I shouldn't have taken it on an empty stomach. How about some of those nibbles perhaps they will settle me down.

[supersuezy24]

Thanks Mamya :)
You're brill x

[ladyalex]

Nice one, Starrybucky

QUiet tonight, but select I feel....

[Mamyalynne]

The Crème de la crème tonight, I feel. Do help yourself to nibbles.

[slinky.kate]

there is baked potatoes at the back door and some sausages,i forgot i brought this flagon of cider,and some cross eyed buns

[ladyalex]

Yum yum I do love a cross eyed bun...why do they only make them at Easter ?

Or are they just tea cakes with some extra pastry on them...I've often wondered....

but then I have often also wandered.....

♫And I wonder as I wander ♫