Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[Carakeel]

Thank you mamyalynne! Hugs! I could offer a ex-planted rose bush for the raffle, freshly brought in from the garden my our darling puppy Keeva, the little mare!!! Just finished hoovering and now have half the garden on the sofa and carpet and I have decided to go on strike!!!!!

[supersuezy24]

It's bloomin' lashing here in Dublin!
Think i need a tailcock :)

[Carakeel]

Grief, my typing is rubbish tonight! Sorry!

[DTCwordfan]

Whhoooomph, and there goes Carakee up in flames.

[albaqwerty]

lol swap ya Cara :)

However, mine did get good news yesterday from the consultant guy/person/thing. He's offski for another one next year (My OH that is not the consultant persony thingy)

I might go and pick some dindy-lings....

[Carakeel]

Oooh, I'd love to be in Dublin. Most of my family live there! Haven't been back in yonks!!

[Mamyalynne]

ooh we could plant up the rose in a pot in the orangery, looks a bit sparse in there.

I have made a foray into the cellar and have an assortment of old dusty bottles, do dive in.

[Carakeel]

rofl, glad it was good news for you! ratter only has to work for four more days then he is off for a week ... so he will be on here loads, lol!

[Carakeel]

Ooops, have to leave you lovelies. Still ahve a few things to do before I pick the ratter up from work. See you later maybe. Have fun! xxx

[Mamyalynne]

Bye Carakeel do call again

[joggerjayne]

Hello.

=0)

I also don't quite meet the age requirement.

But Saturdays are a bit dull for Jayney No Mates here.

Maybe I could waitress, and bring you all drinks, or something?

I could bring some of those seaside souvenirs that people "over 50" seem to have ...

... pebbles with funny faces painted on them, nostalgic postcards, ashtrays with the Pier on them ... things like that.

Other than that, I'll just sit quietly in the corner, and be no trouble.

[alexanderd]

Hi everyone sorry to be late fell asleep in front of the telly(shows how good it was) I have some things for the raffle, a spectacle cleaning cloth,a torch with no batteries and a packet of mixed mints.

[DTCwordfan]

hello - wenchy Jaynee

[Garmard]

What abouth a fridge magnet deoicting a nice shot of Frinton on Sea.

[DTCwordfan]

she likes the older man perhaps.....?????

[joggerjayne]

I'm happy to wear my wench costume if it means I can stay and chat.



Not that I necessarily have one, you understand.

[DTCwordfan]

deoicting is the most appropriate term I have ever heard for Frinton-on-Sea

[Garmard]

French Maid costume perhaps.

[mccfluff]

hows the hangover jj?

[alexanderd]

Dont be shy Jayne, you are in Brighton, no-one is shy down there