Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[joggerjayne]

I just Googled Frinton.

It looks nice.

Dull, but nice.

[albaqwerty]

JJ could you please take my place at washing a few dishes, the wishdasher is quite simple to use, Just shove the dishes in and whirl with the mop.

[Garmard]

Not a lot going on in Frinton Joggers...lol!

[Mamyalynne]

My what an influx of new faces, welcome all, wenching always goes down well JJ, Alex likes a good wench but do be gentle with him.

[joggerjayne]

Yes, I'll wash up.

Anything, really.

Garmard ... I did get that impression.

Fluffy ... I rallied this afternoon, but I'm flagging a bit now. Early night needed, I think.

[Lore]

<<< enters the room inconspicuously and tip toes over to the raffle table to admire the glo white...

Oh, Haha, evening all. I've err, brought some pickled onions, curled salmon sandwiches ( crusts off, of course) and some Brazil nuts - it says chocolate brazils on the packet, but my gran says it was obviously a mistake and would I like them... *shrug*

[Mamyalynne]

Can't recall the last time I had curled salmon, quite an acquired taste, thanks Lore.

[DTCwordfan]

I have always found curled salmon to be a bit of a tongue twister, it's a personal thing I guess.

[joggerjayne]

"it says chocolate brazils on the packet, but my gran says it was obviously a mistake"

Oh, no ... she hasn't ... sucked off all the chocolate ??

[Garmard]

Mottled white musty milk chocolate is always a winner.

[Mamyalynne]

Common occurrence with the older community JJ, we have a stock of spare dentures in lost property if she is in need.

[Lore]

A-haa! Had you all worried there didn't I? I've actually brought a few bottles of champers and a (sorry guys) butler in the buff.....

[DTCwordfan]

I dont mind if he is appropriately endowed and turns you gals on. Makes you more receptive for the old fogies around here! Schlurp.

[albaqwerty]

ooh hearts will be a flutter, a buff butler, I hope he is shiny in the right (or wronog) places

[joggerjayne]

Spare dentures?

That is just like SO gross !

So do you dip them in hot water, so they mould to fit your mouth?

[albaqwerty]

They're kept in the moat for the Lucky Dip on Boxing Day

[DTCwordfan]

who needs spare dentures; this risks going back to the earlier thread on the enjoyment of the art of the oral orifice.......

I am gagging with laughter.

[alexanderd]

Hello is anybody there? I am all alone drinking tailcocks here and noone to talk to.

[Mamyalynne]

Steady now, was thinking of the horrendous cost of dentistry.

[joggerjayne]

Al ... I'll have a glass of water, or maybe a glass of thin milk.