Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening one and all, firstly tonight's apologies:

Milady is stravaiging or gallivanting or whatever the gentry do.

Ena is once again in the place they call the 'Country'

Petal sends this:
"am putting myself in for extra moat cleaning detention,as unable to attend festivities,due to the swollen ankles & insomnia,which are not helping my usual problems.will send a few thunder bolts &twizzle sticks for the tailcocks.have a nice day now!"

An array of nibbles adorns the table in the long gallery, also assorted tailcocks including this weeks special 'Flas Bang ##' perfect with Petal's accompaniments.

For the raffle I have:

A set of lavender bath cubes
Packet of Glo White
Fridge magnet depicting the Taj Mahal

So settle in and let's have fun.

Mamya

[DTCwordfan]

with salt and perhaps egg white in the thin milk, jayne?

I am seriously gagging now - with laughter. All I need is some (thin) cream.

[Mamyalynne]

This is getting most dangerous, I may be forced to draw up the drawbridge and repel invaders, we have a reputation (of sorts) to uphold.

[alexanderd]

This is all a bit much for me I shall have a lie down in the conservatory, please call me if I am needed(unlikely)

[Mamyalynne]

Yes Alex, do have a rest a little more raunchy this evening, think it is jigh pressure due to the storms.

[joggerjayne]

Salt and egg white. But then it would taste ...

Aah, right ... I see where you're going there.

I mjust meant thin milk ... as opposed to fat milk ... or semi.

[DTCwordfan]

just open the windows.....mamya....o-phew

[mccfluff]

see what happens when you let the wenches in

[joggerjayne]

The rain today was good for the gardens.

I don't actually have a garden.

[Mamyalynne]

I am for the chop when her ladyship comes back, where will I live, what is to become of Alfie and me ?? Pas me a drink.

[alexanderd]

Its very quiet so I am off to watch the footy will call in later if doors are still open to have a last tailcock

[joggerjayne]

What football can there be to watch at this time of night ?

[DTCwordfan]

MoD I think jayne

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no are the Ministry of Defence getting involved, woe is me.

[joggerjayne]

With Jimmy Hill?

Or is he on the other channel?

[DTCwordfan]

that would be dead boring jayne if JH is kicking around

[starone]

Garmy - have you been wherever you were going and come back again?
jj - don't ever volunteer for anything or you will find yourself doing the lot. If you want to be a little slavey, that's the way to do it. These aristocrats don't pay for anything you know. And when Ladya comes back I shall deny I have said this. I'll have some of that cheese please. I like it melted on toast. BTW - who drew the drawbridge up. I was going to swim across but there are so many odd things in the moat that I managed it without even getting my feet wet. Is furkin a swearing word?

[mojohnson]

is it tickets on the door or members only

[DaisyNonna]

Sorry to be so late Mamya but desperately trying to finish reading a book before the next reading group meeting. 594 pages and I have been so busy trying to assassinate garden weeds.
For thr raphael I have a jar of homepickled beetroot and a scarcely used camouflage eraser.
Any chance of a tailcock? Just tried Chamomile tea and it was Eugh.

[Mamyalynne]

Daisy and Star welcome and do help yourself to drinks and nibbles.

Mojo, I don't blieve we have been introduced, you can be our guest tonight, references may be required, do enjoy and contribute accordingly.

[mojohnson]

well I was gonna contribute a box of flower water and some ritz for the refreshers table as an intro