Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Good evening all and welcome to our club.

I am sure the usual sumptuous array of drinks and nibbles will appear shortly.

Raffle contributions so far

Two under ripe bananas
A jar of Branston Pickle (sell by date June 1998)
A pair of long johns (salmon pink)
4 books of sudoku puzzles only some completed.


We are having trouble attracting speakers at the moment. Apparently the word is out on the 'circuit' that sometimes it can be rather damp here. Cannot think why.

[ttfn]

Aex - my grandmother looks like my younger sister now:o(
Oiiiiii! moony - I don't lick them (might give them a quick suck) but I never leave teef marks in them.

[ladyalex]

Alas, poor Matron was once of the upper crust, but has lately fallen on hard times.

The grandmother to whom I refer was from the distaff side of whom we rarely talk.
The dowager sometimes mentioned is the aged, deaf dowager aunt alex.
(Do keep up with the family tree, dear)

[DTCwordfan]

Oi be like lickin the stamps, both hemispheres, dare I sai, Maam, of that there Pippa Middlebum, MiLady

[moonraker558]

TT, no you just leave your teeth in em.lol

[ladyalex]

Oops, sorry, Moonraker...those green ganders are pretty good.

Wouldn't put licking a nibble past TTFN, so nibble at your own risk.

[DTCwordfan]

Them doorters of the Duchess of Pork, Huge-Genies and Beet-dresses you can keep for the landed or not so landed gentri, Maam.

[Mamyalynne]

Did someone say ravishing, how nice to be appreciated, blush.

DT, I have the syringe drawn up, do behave.

[supersuezy24]

Alexander, no pole dancing haha, just dancing around the sitting room :)
Absolutely delighted!!

[alexanderd]

Sorry LadyA but I am so far down the family tree you need a miners lamp to find me.

[ladyalex]

DT. I think we'll have to increase your wages.
I'll make the necessary arrangements with your Direct Debit.
You clearly have too much money to spend on alcohol .

[ladyalex]

DO we have some Poles in tonight ?

They are such good workers , perhaps we could get one of them to help out Alexanderd with the garden etc.
Low wages, though. There's always a drawback.

[Meg]

Must be off now, tee hee sneaked in for nothing and I had a bevy and won the bananas. What a scam!!!

[DTCwordfan]

From John Clare and Night all.

Lady A - She loved the brook's soft sound,
The Lore swimming by.
She loved the Daisynonna-covered ground,
The TTFN-bedappled sky.
To her the Moonraker appeared
The very voice of Meg the Dog;
And when the evening rack was reared
Stood Alexandered with his Log.
And everything her eyes surveyed,
The Mamya in the Lake,
Were Sheep God Almighty made,
She loved them for Her sake--
A silent woman in life's affairs,
A Crossword solver from a boy,
A peasant in his daily cares,
A poet and a moat keeper in his joy.

[ladyalex]

I'll draw a veil over the bananas this week, Meg. But you really should wait for the raffle to be drawn before you make off with your prize.
I know your 'gift' allows you to know who will win, but it's manners to wait.

[ladyalex]

I'm filling up, DT.

[alexanderd]

Can I have a glass of whatever DT is on please?, Might help me get to sleep tonight

[ttfn]

DT - I like that one the best of all. You are like a red wine - definitely improving as time goes on ☺

[DTCwordfan]

Vino from Barcelona.....if that is any help....Night y'all

[ttfn]

DT - could you give moony some lessons? Any subject will do, apparently. tia

[moonraker558]

A poem with TTFN and me in it, that should do the trick.