Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old, once more I am left in the lurch - I mean in charge as the Aristo's have toddled off to see some prestingdig... er pestergating er Magic Show.

The Aga has been well used today and arrayed on the long buffet table in the short gallery are amongst other things, a beautiful Roast Gammon joint (do carve as you require), some tasty Tandoori Chicken skewers with a Raita dip. All the usual nibbles and Tailcocks are there also.

This week's guest tipple is 'Magic Wand!' a truly amazing concoction and perfect accompaniment to the Gammon.

For the raffle I have;
2 cards of Kirby grips
6 Playing cards (all jokers)
Half a jar of Branston pickle
A dozen Liquorice teabags.

So welcome all, settle in and chat.

[Mamyalynne]

I saw no rejection - is that whilst he was in my caring hands?

[Lie-in King]

Sniff sniff, indeed ttfn - fickle, that's what she is. :-(

[TonyV]

that hog was well cooked - mmm

[slinky.kate]

ha ha ttfn 5ft 2ins tall,i'm a small fry maj.has not been rejected,just listen to him purring as i'm rubbing his belly

[Meg]

Roast gammon!! My favourite!! A large slice please and a Magic Wand to wash it down, blimey I'm cock a hoop!!

[DaisyNonna]

Maj, of course there is something fishy afoot. For goodness sake take your foot out of the moat or there will be something swanny as well. Mamya did you corral the crocodile?

[TonyV]

is it to early for raffle - got big boxing match on tonight?

[DaisyNonna]

Niles, have you been gammoned and tailcocked? Service here is not what it was.

[Lie-in King]

Tony - who are you fighting?

[Mamyalynne]

Meg so glad your hoop is cocked, enjoy the feast, help yourselves to all nibbles.

Tony no fighting please!! If you want to have a punch up go next door.

[starone]

What are you planning on cutting in half ttfn. I have a bread saw knife if that is any good. Or were you thinking of something much bigger. Has lady.a ordered one of those magic caskets to try the sawing someone in half trick? I don't think she will be pleased if you try it before she gets a chance at it. It doesn't always work you know and it is difficult to get blood out of the carpet. She will know what you have been doing and you know what she will say and do! Let me know - I don't want to be anywhere near when the s**t hits the fan.

[Mamyalynne]

Raffle tickets this week are :

Number Mauve.

[Mamyalynne]

The winning colours are:

59
80
11
23
74
19

[DTCwordfan]

May Mamya be felt like a love garden
AB's mother feels us just like fragile flowers

May Mamya be just like a huge sky
AB's mother keeps us like a star in the sky

May Lynne be just like a love stove
Our AB Ma feels us like innocent smoke

May Mamya be just like a imaginary picture
Our AB Mum feels us like a coloured picture

We may be cloud to our AB mother
Our Mamya feels us, just like a rain drop!

Always there. No more than AB's Aesop.

[ttfn]

Star, there is an old blanket chest in the long room - that should do nicely. I will just get my chain saw from the estate car - nobody move, be right back.

[Lie-in King]

I wish to report the theft of the winning raffle ticket from my pocketses...

[TonyV]

Blinkink Heck - not got any connecting numbers - darn

[Meg]

Yipee, I won the raffle, oh I am so happy, another Magic Wand for me!!

[DTCwordfan]

Moat is now up. LK. Look in the water.......

[alexanderd]

Evening all sorry I am late and missed the raffle and I fancied those teabags