Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[ladyalex]

Good idea, mercia.
Now where are the pins ?

[Lie-in King]

It's peeking sideways that'll get you...

mamya - don't suppose there's a chocolate fountain we could use for dessert?

[Mamyalynne]

I have a lovely Pavlove so I've been told.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh well, back to the attics for me (Don't tell the lady or my wages will be sequestered)
Would have liked to be Lady Macbeth or Eleanor of Aquitaine.

[ladyalex]

Is that some sort of a chinese dish like Pekin Duck, Maj ?

Dt sorry I didn't see your pome before...it is marvellous.
You are truly our Laureate.
I'll get the gardeners working on your wreath immediately.

[ladyalex]

Now that you've said it, Daisy, I can just see you as Eleanor of Aquitaine.
She had an awful lot of children, though...could you cope ?

[DaisyNonna]

My classes realised I could!

[Mamyalynne]

Milady before you sojourn foe the night, I make my apologies now for a vary rare non appearance next week. I am been taken to Angelsey for a week, no doubt they have found me a part time job.

[ladyalex]

That's OK then, Daisy.

Mamya....you're boasting again.

[Mamyalynne]

I suppose I am but am very excited, not been out in the big wide world for ages, let alone abroad!!

[Lie-in King]

While mamya's away, the rest of us will - hang on! Does that mean I have to buttle alone?

Don't forget to leave the keys then & I'll try my best...

[Lie-in King]

You'll always be a broad to me... :-))

[ladyalex]

Sorry, Mamya, I meant you were boasting about the Pavlove.


Have a lovely lovely time in Anglesey. Sounds marvellous. Hope the weather holds for you.

[Mamyalynne]

Aww shucks, you know how to butter a girl up, I will leave the keys. I am taking Alfie with me, so no worries there.

[ladyalex]

Just remember to report nice and sharp for duties next week Maj.
Tailcocks and nibbles will be your department!

[DTCwordfan]

No nicking of Wills and Kathy's silverware from their cottage then, Mamya.

I hate the term, but, Mamya, "Enjoy."

I am off to the cot now. Night y'all.

[DTCwordfan]

Make a hell-of-a-waffle prize though..............

[DaisyNonna]

Purrhaps I could help, Your Lionship.

[Mamyalynne]

Night DT xxx

[ladyalex]

Good night DT
And Good night all I'm off to bed. Thanks for all the laughs and see you all (except Mamya) again next week, if we're spared. :-))
ladyalex