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ladyalex | 20:00 Sat 09th Jul 2011 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.
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If we could borrow the armour from the Great Hall, His Maj could be King Arthur, Alex, Sir Lancelot and you milady, Guinevere.
Alas DT, more grisette than brunette.
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You didn't L-I-K..please tell me you didn't...
Oh I fancy being Sir Lankeyclot Daisy do I get to wear a codpiece?
Are you going to draw the raffle soon LadyA I have my eye on the baseball cap
In Lady A's castle so it was whispered
That there was trubble in the House of the Bewildered
Alexandered went forth, delivered and transfigured.
So they are all now mute, mad and filtered,
Left blabbing blobs a-quivered.
Thats that one over, he thought; they are completely withered
So our Lady thinks her old man is Wizard
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Certainly Alexanderd, was just thinking it was about time we had the draw.

Does everyone have their tickets ready ?



Tonight's winning number is


Pink
I am halfway there
Bespoke, or maid to measure.
The last maid I tried to measure slapped my face
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And the colours are:


32
78
44
96
7 and 12

Whopee I won the blimp and the pease pudding!
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Perhaps you hadn't warmed your hands first, alexanderd ?
Yes I got the baseball cap
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Hurrah!
Fruity Sauce, wahay that gives me an idea
m'lady, may I ask what you've stepped in? You appear to win every week...
walk away from the tailcocks - be lucky if I could crawl!! Anyways up, you insinerat-ting tha i've had too many, one over the eight, imbibed too much or that i'm drunk?
Now how do you wear these things? peak forwards or backwards?
Games! lets have some party games!! Pin the tail on the blindman's sardines parcel - that's a good'un!
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I might be, mercia, I might be.

I have thoroughly inspected my footwear, Maj and it is pristine.
I am just lucky, I guess.

Look out for Mamya, those of the masculine persuasion...

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