Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[DaisyNonna]

You have it all wrong. It is the Parodies room. I read about it. Full of books of bad poetry. Not at all like the wonderful verses of our friend here.

[ladyalex]

Of course...Daisy how clever of you to remember.
I knew there was room for DT here.

loralex does NOT simper. He may occasionally whimper....but we don't discuss that .

[ladyalex]

lordalex^

[Mamyalynne]

More Shooshy Spritzers here folks, those parodies are priceless Daisy.

[ladyalex]

Oh thank you so much, Mamya.
Just what I needed.

[Lie-in King]

Thanks mamya, kinky & I have large ones

[Lie-in King]

*will* have, sorry...

[merciasounds]

have you seen wot's goin' on in the butlers glory hole - i mean pantry? Disgustin' is wot i call it! and where's me drink! Pine fresh toilet duck and red bull.......now m'lady - filed underpants - don't know meself, just said 'failed' on the wrapper like.

[ladyalex]

Filed underpants...curiouser and curiouser...

As long as they are filled, I suppose (in a good way)

I don't think anyone was ever in any doubt that you had a large one, Maj...

[ladyalex]

Brain, I mean

[Lie-in King]

Better take a wander to the stables, see if I can find kinky - unless she's one of those in the butler's hole?

[alexanderd]

Lie-in King best not ask about the rats but stay clear of the meat pies tonight

[ladyalex]

Nothing would surprise me about that hussy, Slinky.

Only trouble is, we don't have a butler .

Any applications ?

[Mamyalynne]

Filed? I thought thy were failed and only fit for dusters

[ladyalex]

Are they filed boxers ?

They're not so good as Y-fronts for the dusting.

[merciasounds]

underpants: - for the use of - failed, filed or filled, woss the differnce?

[alexanderd]

LadyA I dont believe you have ever dusted in your life, not with Mamy about. Dust does not have time to collect

[ladyalex]

OK I'll come clean , alexanderd. I don't do the dusting, but I did do a course some time ago now called 'How to supervise dusting'. So I know what makes a good duster.

Walk away from the tailcocks, mercia.

[DaisyNonna]

Dusters! reminds me that when I was on attic duty last week, fighting the cobwebs with feathers, in the fourth attic I found half a dozen trunks filled with old clothes and costumes. Perhaps we could have a fancy dress party next week? Who would like to be who? If you understand the question. Or who would you nominate to be who? These owls get everywhere.

[Lie-in King]

Thanks for the belated warning, alex...