Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[Lie-in King]

May we, mar cherry - can I tempt you with a nibble?

[slinky.kate]

you nibble away maj.anything to keep you entertained,how can we do this???

[Lie-in King]

M'lady, it is for kinky slate alone - until/unless she nods off on the sofa, then we shall see...

[Mamyalynne]

I know my place indeed, runs off to spike the Shoosy.


DT I am going to form all these odes into a tome for future generations of ABers.

[ladyalex]

Hmm I try to discourage favouritism and 'special friendships' Can lead to trouble....

[slinky.kate]

maj.would you care to sample a small platter of finger foods and i shall personaly feed you some grapes.

[alexanderd]

I would be careful with your fingers Kate, his Maj is a meat-eater

[DaisyNonna]

Evening milady, evening everyone. Quite a gathering. Sorry to be late. For the trifle I have a pot of bramble jelly (Be a bit careful of the thorns) half a packet of breadsticks and a yo yo. Definitely fancy a tailcock and a nibble under the canopy.

[Mamyalynne]

Such frivolity, what fun. Evening Alex, do have a drinkies.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you kinky! We'd better keep our heads down, m'lady's on the prowl...

...Stay behind this screen I've "borrowed" from mamya's changing-room

[alexanderd]

Evening matron you must have missed me when I arrived earlier although you did give me a drink!!

[Mamyalynne]

Tsk


Hello there Daisy, is everyone breaking in new dentures with all this nibbling?

[Mamyalynne]

I do have moments like that, are you in disguise?

[Lie-in King]

The sausage rolls aren't THAT hard...

[alexanderd]

No Mamy I am in this guise

[slinky.kate]

its mamya i'm worried about kingy,she tends to get a bit jealous,once more people arrive it will keep her busy,i was thinking of taking a walk down to the stables if you care to join me.

[ladyalex]

Hello Daisy (and everyone else I may have omitted earlier)
Thanks so much for the prizes.

Slinky, Maj, come out form behind that screen. It's transparent with the light behind it you know.

[ladyalex]

Slinky, you hussy!

[Lie-in King]

I say, horseplay - good-oh!!

[Lie-in King]

Rats, foiled again