Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open




Welcome one and all to our Club.

Members will be glad to know that lordalex has recovered from his exertions of last week and is safely upstairs with Uncle Joe. The stitches are dissolving slowly and you would hardly know that anything had happened to him.

The Committee has had a request from the Home for the Bewildered , which as you know is next door, asking that we confine ourselves.
This request has been declined. (Although Members are reminded that we do have an oubliette available with hot and cold running walls, should anyone wish to take advantage of it. See Matron for the rental rates...very reasonable.)

So far for tonight's raffle, we have:

Half a tube of polo mints
A bottle of fruity sauce
and
A baseball cap (Burberry)

I am agog to see this week's speciality tailcock, which no doubt will arrive very soon along with the usual array of nibbles and canapes.

[Mamyalynne]

Stables huh! Whatever next.

[ladyalex]

Well, if you two are determined to go downthe stables route, be sure you clean your tackle.

[slinky.kate]

lady alex what is that room at the top of the dungeon steps,it says'the paradise room'but it is locked,what is it????

[ladyalex]

Foiled?

Baco-foiled ?

Must get a bit sweaty.

[alexanderd]

Your Maj I assure you there are no rats in the stables. I cleaned them out earlier for which I paid her ladyship the approprate fee

[ladyalex]

Paradise Room ?

I've never seen that.
Are you sure that's what it says ?

[ladyalex]

I can confirm alexanderd's words. He has paid me for the rats.

[Lie-in King]

Could be the casino...

Oh, come on!

[ladyalex]

Steady, Maj, steady.

[Mamyalynne]

The Casino was closed after the naked croupier incident, that room is out of bounds.

[DaisyNonna]

In this guy's what? Have I missed something? Or a new man? (Simpers hopefully)

[slinky.kate]

can we go and see this room lady A

[ladyalex]

Naked croupier incident ?

I think the alzheimers is kicking in (again)

Presumably he had nowhere to store his roulette balls.

[ladyalex]

If Matron says it is out of bounds, it's out of bounds....
What do you think is in there anyway ?

Muses.....might be on to a nice little earner here, though.....

[Lie-in King]

Perhaps it was when you were off on one of your jollies, m'lady?

[Mamyalynne]

No, don't go in....please, it is my fancy dress room.

Who is that simpering?

[slinky.kate]

sounds like lord alex mamya

[Lie-in King]

You'd better have the screen back...

Alex - may one inquire as to what happens to your rats?

[ladyalex]

Possibly, Maj, possibly.

[merciasounds]

Cooo.....you should see wot's goin' on int' butler's pantry!! (or wot's coming orf.....really one can't get the staff these days, can one? (hic) um..s'cuse me....ooo do I have to bribe to get 'nother of them drinky-poos...toilet duck and red bull...ice, shaken not stirred...