Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to our Saturday get-together.

Apologies have been received from Daisy-Nonna who is heading towards a place that rhymes with Foster. One would have thought that with all this rain that she was taking a bit of a chance. Still, doubtless she will report back on her return.

Hopefully our dear Matron will be here again this week to tend to our every need. The stand-in butler did his best last week , but the service was just not the same.

Any raffle prizes will be gratefully received. At present there are a couple of cough drops and a green sock. (Been a bit of a week here.)

[ladyalex]

Hello, Tony V and Lie-in-King. Lovely to see you both again.
Thank you so much for the prizes. We should do very well with the tickets tonight.

A Ronco Buttoneer...I'm going to have to look that up.

Tailless and oily, DT...hmmm

I think another Gogogoth for me. They are tasty, but strong. Is mistletoe one of the ingredients ?

[Lie-in King]

Most kind, mamya.

Hmph! Him & his chips...

[ladyalex]

I've just seen what Buttoneer does..I could have done with one of them in the 70s

[DTCwordfan]

I am surprised that the tailcocks tonight have no Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllanty
siliogogogoch
welsh whisky or sheep's hooch in them..............

[ladyalex]

Mamya does not reveal her recipes....

[DTCwordfan]

the gogogoch has some appeal in a Merthyr Tydfil night club but the lap dancers tend to be Poles, I understand.

And "No" alba, I do not wear an ankle bracelet, my bondage gear is much more serious.

[alexanderd]

Made it at last, bike is discumnobulated so I had to get the bus. Evening all I have a packet of digestive biscuits and some aniseed balls for the raffle. They were chocolate digestives but its a long bus journey. Hope you enjoyed your trip to welsh wales Mamy did you visit LLanFair..... thingy

[DTCwordfan]

Twence did you head for, mamya, in the land of the extinct dragon......?

[TonyV]

Hello Ladies
Have managed to find for ruffle

some bent bicycle wheels (just received}
A can of squirty string foam
And a bottle of Pimms No1 (not sure for ruffle or whether Mama can use it in a tailcock / medication?) Your decision Lady

[Mamyalynne]

Llanfaelog was our base DT but we toured around each day as we love the island so much.

[slinky.kate]

helloooooo every one,oh mamya so glad your back,i missed you,i would love a wee drink,is kingy here yet??for the woffle i have a didgeriedoo(8ft) free gift from rolf harris cd called 'how to play the didgieredoooo,as second prize the actual cd and 'rolf harris'greatest hits,

[Lie-in King]

Well hello, kinky...

[albaqwerty]

lol DT I only asked, I'm just going for gentle at the moment :D

[Mamyalynne]

Pimms is very good for embrocation to treat all manner of aches and pains.

[supersuezy24]

Embrocation??That sounds rude..what does that mean??;)

[TonyV]

Mama I think your position is secure enough

[slinky.kate]

hello maj.was looking for you,have you seen the didgeridoo,if you win it it has 8-1 uses,i will show you.could you get me a drink puleese,maybe we could go for a wander later round the crop circles.

[albaqwerty]

suez behave yerself :D

Embrocation is rubbing a cream into parts of the body........ Not that part!!!

[supersuezy24]

Hahaha I hadn't a clue what it meant!!
No need to rub the pimms on my belly just gimme the bottle hahaha

[slinky.kate]

is rolf harris not to popular here??