Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to our Saturday get-together.

Apologies have been received from Daisy-Nonna who is heading towards a place that rhymes with Foster. One would have thought that with all this rain that she was taking a bit of a chance. Still, doubtless she will report back on her return.

Hopefully our dear Matron will be here again this week to tend to our every need. The stand-in butler did his best last week , but the service was just not the same.

Any raffle prizes will be gratefully received. At present there are a couple of cough drops and a green sock. (Been a bit of a week here.)

[DTCwordfan]

as the welsh sheep said to the Snowdonian shepherd, "I like to pull my cheeks in, baaaaaa."

[ladyalex]

Please don't take away the waffles, slinky. We need them for later.
Sorry to hear about your cheeks, though. Are they very puckered ? Would vaseline help ?

[Lie-in King]

Evening DT! Would it be presumptuous of me to think that you wish you could edit your cricket post?

Sorry your ma's got ratty buns! Can't you put down a trap?

[ladyalex]

DO people edit at cricket too...that game has always mystified me...long leg, silly point, maiden over and now edit...

[alexanderd]

I think Lie in was referring to the fact that dt gave too much info on his cricket posting my lady

[Lie-in King]

Apologies for breaking the 4th wall, m'lady!

I shall take more tailcock - has anyone seen kinky?

[DTCwordfan]

I did not discuss the actual merits of a no ball - Buenchico was right on that.

[DTCwordfan]

point corrected over there - as red as a Welsh sheep's bum as I am......

[Lie-in King]

May I now get you a drink? :-)

[merciasounds]

ahem...hello (Peers at you from behind dark glasses) no more tailcocks for mercia...well no more pine toilet duck and red bull...my teeth still itch from that one, although the hallucinations have gone. I've bought prizes for the raffle: I chipped glass marble
I empty 250ml 7UP bottle (plastic)
1 piece of twisted wire....

[slinky.kate]

would you like me to play'tie me kangaroo down sport'

[Lie-in King]

Come along, kinky! Time for our stroll, methinks...

[ladyalex]

Hello Mercia, lovely to see you again. Thank you for the prizes.
Do try some Gogogoth, it will set you up a treat.

You have no balls, DT and your face is red?
I'm boggling here.

[Mamyalynne]

The prizes get better as the night goes on, sorry I have been absent from my post, I have not been the same since my visit to the neolithic burial chamber.

[ladyalex]

Slinky, we do not indulge in that kind of thing here. Go out to the car park.

[DTCwordfan]

a musical interlude, I love it....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_D-LmRNdQiQ

[Mamyalynne]

Does someone require embrocation for the cheeks (Mamya rolls her sleeves up)

[merciasounds]

Neolithic burial chamber? Is that one of them yoofymizzim thingies for the butlers pantry? Coz it was all certainly going on in there last week. Or coming off rather - I saw more pink cheeks than....well.....and giggling at somebody 'hiding the sausage'...

[DTCwordfan]

now for the cookery corner to follow on from the musical interlude - could become a regular feature.

merica's recipe tonight for a 4 foot long Aussie chorizo looking Rostbratwurst is?

[ladyalex]

Rats again, Dt...do I detect a slight obsession ?

All this talk of pink cheeks is making me come over all unnecessary...