Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to our Saturday get-together.

Apologies have been received from Daisy-Nonna who is heading towards a place that rhymes with Foster. One would have thought that with all this rain that she was taking a bit of a chance. Still, doubtless she will report back on her return.

Hopefully our dear Matron will be here again this week to tend to our every need. The stand-in butler did his best last week , but the service was just not the same.

Any raffle prizes will be gratefully received. At present there are a couple of cough drops and a green sock. (Been a bit of a week here.)

[Lie-in King]

Now now, kinky, it wasn't matron - it was a frog, matron's bath, her loofah...

...Never mind, another drinky-poo? :-)

[ladyalex]

Hello, baker, welcome .
We all forget where the oubliette is, I'm afraid.

Welcome noitall2...i hesitate to try to describe what this is...hang around and see if you can work it out...with a pencil if necessary.

[DTCwordfan]

I know where the oubliette is. It's just that I can't remember.

[ladyalex]

I'm with you on the drinks, Maj.

We may have the beginnings of a film title there...The Matron, her bath and the frog's loofah....what d'you think ? Shall I try to contact Michael WInner ?

[alexanderd]

A Winner where is the winner? I didnt know matron had done the draw yet

[ladyalex]

Calm down dear, we haven't had the draw yet.

[Mamyalynne]

This weeks tickets are number puce.

[Mamyalynne]

The winning colours are;

77
16
91
46
33
46

[boxtops]

Evening all, sorry for the late arrival, we unexpectedly went to an eat as much as you like Chinese eatery. I have brought with me to share with yu all some congealed noodles, and a plate of fortune cookies.

[ladyalex]

Hurrah I won the mug of sand !
Told you it wasn't fixed!

Thank you Mamya!

[alexanderd]

well I didnt win anything but dont be shocked if the bicycle wheels disappear

[Lie-in King]

I forgot to buy tickets!

The way this is going, Tarantino might be a better option, m'lady...

[ladyalex]

OOh and I've won the snail shells too! Hurrah!

Hello boxtops, thank you so much for the grub.

[ladyalex]

Whatever, Maj, whatever

[DTCwordfan]

They're streaming off the Caxton printing block now,

A perfect tailcock cellar in perfect dark
five by five by five by five
A gogogoch is all that keeps me here
A gogogoch is what will make me die

And in this darkest twilight night
my eyes have turned a Lady Alex Castle white
Bulging, searching for the light
An Oubliette gives no respite

If I die before i wake
from this priest hole they will not take
This priest hole thats five by five by five
In the Oubliette I'm buried alive

Mamya's tailcocks so respendlently goch
Anglesey's fine so we mock
The sheep are shagged and totally drunk
The Oubliette's cooked and the Castle's bunked

All remains is a massive tailcock
goo goo gogocock
I'm a-buried, nicely curried
No more of this rubbish, I'm pished;
so its the priest hole I retire, well and truly worried.

Night all.

[noitall2]

where were the tickets for sale?

[boxtops]

They were at the Chinese restaurant, my friend won a hip flask, she was highly chuffed.

[ladyalex]

Good night, DT sleep well.

noitall, the raffle tickets are available in the upper lesser corridor, by the large blue sitting room.

[noitall2]

oh....sorry

[Mamyalynne]

Hello noitall2 you will be better acquainted with our ways on your next visit I am sure, have you got a drink?