A station in Wales
whose name never fails
to generate gales
of laughter and tailcocks
is one they call Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysiliogogogoch.
CHORUS:
Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysiliogogogoch.
A sign at this station
provides confirmation
of a Welsh fsheep fascination
with Mamyagook;
it reads simply Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-tailcock.
Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-tailcock.
No manor house in Britain
takes longer when written
or’s harder to fit in
Lady Alex's stationery,
which does seem most unfair
to the good folk from Llanfair;
no wonder all of those who live there
call it Llanfair PG.(Tips?)
Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-Tailcock.