Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to our Saturday get-together.

Apologies have been received from Daisy-Nonna who is heading towards a place that rhymes with Foster. One would have thought that with all this rain that she was taking a bit of a chance. Still, doubtless she will report back on her return.

Hopefully our dear Matron will be here again this week to tend to our every need. The stand-in butler did his best last week , but the service was just not the same.

Any raffle prizes will be gratefully received. At present there are a couple of cough drops and a green sock. (Been a bit of a week here.)

[Mamyalynne]

Here we are a new vat of gogogochs♥ now who was requiring a back scrub??

[alexanderd]

Lady A I hope you are not introducing drugs to the gathering. White stuff indeed!!!

[Lie-in King]

Oops, matron's back - I'll pop along & get him out, m'lady...

[ladyalex]

I meant my baking soda, alexanderd.

Strictly alcohol in here...our noses cannot take it.

As nasturtiums have been cast on my raffle winning abilities yet again, I feel I have no option but to ask another person to draw tonight's tickets. That will show you all that the raffle is entirely fair and square.
I nominate Mamya.

[TonyV]

Lady - sure Mamy will be fair - if you can stop her giving herbal remedies and scrubs?

[ladyalex]

Mamya is famed far and wide for her herbals

[alexanderd]

I have ticket number black tonight, cant see the colour though

[DTCwordfan]

A station in Wales
whose name never fails
to generate gales
of laughter and tailcocks
is one they call Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysiliogogogoch.

CHORUS:
Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysiliogogogoch.

A sign at this station
provides confirmation
of a Welsh fsheep fascination
with Mamyagook;
it reads simply Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-tailcock.

Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-tailcock.

No manor house in Britain
takes longer when written
or’s harder to fit in
Lady Alex's stationery,
which does seem most unfair
to the good folk from Llanfair;
no wonder all of those who live there
call it Llanfair PG.(Tips?)

Long names there are many
like Abergavenny
and Paekakariki
and Vladivostok,
but none quite like Llanfair-
pwllgwyngyllgogery-
chwyrndrobwyllllan-
tysilio-Tailcock.

[TonyV]

how will she pick the tickets out - sheep farmer in village said Mama had a cure for everthing

[ladyalex]

Breathtaking as always, DT. Where do you find them all ?

Maybe if you gave your ticket a wee rinse through, alexanderd ?
I'm sure Mamya will oblige with the ticket-picking

[Lie-in King]

Oh dear. All the soap's gone & there's no sign of matron's loofah...

[DTCwordfan]

amazing the tomes in the library, though there is a stash of material I would hesitate showing the Father, though he may like the masculine magazines.

[ladyalex]

Have you found the priest's hole, DT?
We've been looking for that for centuries now. Is the old boy OK ?
Do you know, I never knew that Matron had a loofah..imagine that....

[Lie-in King]

She hasn't any more & I'm afraid I've lost the frog...

More Gogojuice, I think!

[DTCwordfan]

A bit skulled out on Mamya's gogogochtailcocks, me thinks.

[DTCwordfan]

looks a bit like New Judge on a bender

[ladyalex]

Wat a good idea. More gogogoths all round. Hic!

[BAKERS DOZEN]

Just arrived and I've forgotten where the oubliette is.

[noitall2]

i am new, what is this?

[slinky.kate]

maj.what have you been up to with matron