Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[boxtops]

Have you got any Marmite?

[Mamyalynne]

And dripping butties too!

[ladyalex]

I am so sorry to hear that you are on the wangon, boxtops. Is it painful ?
A hot water bottle might help, or some of Matron's senna , perhaps ?

[TonyV]

Quite an order for beans with different toppings

[Lie-in King]

More Marmite than you can shake matron's oddly-shaped stick at...

[boxtops]

I already have a hot cat ;-)

[TonyV]

every one served?

[ladyalex]

I know you were at the All you can eat Chinese a while ago, boxtops, but surely you didn't eat pussycat ?

[ladyalex]

I think you can rest easy now, TonyV

[Lie-in King]

Ta Tony, but under the terms of the incredibly small print in my contract, I pay for the privilege of cleaning, so clean I shall...

[TonyV]

Lie in - only a pan and grill to clean
+ the silver cutlery

[Mamyalynne]

There is nothing at all odd about my stick, you take that back now!

[ladyalex]

Get buffing, man , get buffing!

[boxtops]

Nooo ladya, you are discomboobulated - the cat keeps me warm!

[ladyalex]

I will thank you to keep any comments about my boobs out of this thread, boxtops.

Sauce!

[Lie-in King]

Buffing, m'lady, buffing like a mad thing...

Stick taken, matron, thank you...

[Lie-in King]

I keep my drink behind m'lady's bust...

[Mamyalynne]

There he goes again, too much imbibing for a staff member.

[ladyalex]

I think we should cut him off, Mamya.

[alexanderd]

there is just no controlling him, these dripping butties are lovely