Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, all the luscious nibbles are laid on the buffet sideboard, the usual vast variety of Tailcocks too, this week's special is Flexibandxxx ideal for the less supple as it relaxes the stressed muscles.

For the wiffle I have

A dozen lolly sticks (washed)
half a tub Glacé cherries (slightly furry)
half bag of self raising floue (weevils sifted out)

[Mamyalynne]

SR Flour , sorry just had a sneaky flexiband , they are good.

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Mamyalynne.
How lovely to see you again.
Thank you so much for the raffle prizes.
Have you been baking again ?
A large glass of Flexibandxxx sounds as though it will just hit the spot.

[ladyalex]

Have you retained the weevils ?

I was thinking that perhaps Alfie woudl enjoy them...but I am no expert on the diet of an agouti, especially a house agouti.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes plenty of delicacies abound I have excelled myself this week.

Do have a large Flexibandxxx

[Mamyalynne]

He devoured them at once, I may grow some more surely a rare treat for him these days.

[ladyalex]

Thank you ...I feel the need tonight...it's been a busy day .

[petal54]

'evening all,,I could do with the floue,might do yorkshires for luncheon,not done for yeeears

[Lie-in King]

Good evening m'lady, matron...

Large one please & don't spare the special ingredients, whatever they are!

For the naffle -

1/2 tin Duraglit
17 "Bags for Life"
Large box (unopened & within date!!) of Milk Tray - all because...

[ladyalex]

Dear Alfie...he's quite a favourite...

[ladyalex]

God evening Sire and thank you so much for the ruffles.

Do you think we might open and consume the Milk Tray now ?

There seems to be a card with them with a tall dark and handsome kingly man on it...

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Petal and Maj, do have a Flexi.

Oh Chocolates how very romantic, hide them before Katy arrives.

[Lie-in King]

Well, they were meant for the gaffle, but go on then!

Please save the nutty ones for kinky...

[ladyalex]

Hello, Petal. Didn't see you there in the excitement of the 'in date' Milk Tray.

Lovely to see you.
I'm hoping to win the duraglit tonight,so perhaps you might win the flour for your yorkies.

[Lie-in King]

M'lady - have you something that needs buffing up?

[Mamyalynne]

Tax disc holder is top of my wish list up to now, could put a photo of Alfie in it.

[polar-bear]

Can I join?. I'm mad and over 50. I have one orange left sock to add to the raffle.

[ladyalex]

You have no idea of the number of things that I could do with having buffed, Maj.

Nor of how long it has been since the last buffing....but we're here to enjoy ourselves, not wallow in grief.

[Mamyalynne]

Welcome Polar-bear , you sound highly qualified, do have a drink - they are very good

[Mamyalynne]

Milady - calm now remember the last buff incident, talk of the village it was.