Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[DTCwordfan]

eey oop all - see we have had bit o'Yorkkshirre theme on AB today

hows'all o thee t'night.

Raffle- too bloody skint t'give anything, othur t'an:

one sock wid hole in'it

1/2 pt of Theakstons only drunk once

one tub Ilkley mushipeas

one gravestome from yonder churrch - some word like "E she were thin" ontit

one used return ticket from Leeds station to Leeds station - went there t' ask fer return ticket ant she sed, "Where to" I sed Bleddy well here o'course yee daft cow.

[slinky.kate]

would anyone like to try the cider i brewed,

[Lie-in King]

Ta, kinky - I'm sure it's delicious! Can I save it for the journey home?

How about a wee stroll moat-ward? We can see what new lifeforms have evolved since last week, since Alex probably hasn't cleared it out...

[Lie-in King]

^ I meant the spag, but I'll help you drink the cider!

[TonyV]

slinky - I'm sure i will taste nice

[ladyalex]

I would love to try your cider, kate.

Hello DT. Do you have a problem with your voice tonight ? or are you just trying to give offence to everything north of Birmingham ?

[alexanderd]

I beg your pudding your Maj moat is spotless I will let you know. Dont you have some buttling to be getting on with?

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd is usually very reliable, LIK.

You should be careful about casting such nasturtiums ...he's a devil when his dander is up.

[slinky.kate]

that would be nice,i dont think i need a chaperone,do you,you will behave and keep your paws to yourself.shall we take a flagon with us???

[ladyalex]

See what I mean ^^^

[Lie-in King]

M'lady has some special polishing for me to do later, but for now I'm fraternising!

[ladyalex]

You go at your own risk, Kate. But we will be inspecting his mane for tangles later...

[DTCwordfan]

I am from north of Brummieland - thank God......t'em White Roses are frum t'other side. T'em Red Roses too far bloody south.

[slinky.kate]

i'm sure you will taste nice too tony',let me lick you'

[alexanderd]

Careful Kate, he has that gleam in his eye, oh no its just his usual squint

[Lie-in King]

You haven't finished that cider, have you kinky?

[ladyalex]

Well, swipe me, DT.
Who'd a thunk it...

[DTCwordfan]

Kate - Knot a nice job that main thing.

[Psybbo]

May I gatecrash - with gooseberry crumble, please?

[Lie-in King]

That's no squint, it's a beady eye, watching for your shenanigans...