Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome again to our club.

No doubt the usual array of delicious drinks and nibbles will appear in due course.

Tonight's raffle tickets are on sale now . Any Committee members will be happy to oblige.

We are currently looking for a speaker tonight, so if any members are talented, please report yourselves.

Raffle prizes at present are:

One of those plastic things for sticking licence discs on cars.

2 right socks

[ladyalex]

sort of macrame-mane ?

[Mamyalynne]

Good grief I go to check on the menagerie and all this happens, oh man is so fickle..............as is cat.

Hello Alex xxx

[DTCwordfan]

I just'appen to have haf a boocket of that funny Cornish zoider int me as well.

[slinky.kate]

maj took me for a meal last week,i had rabbit but i found a hare in it(ha ha ha)

[Mamyalynne]

boom boom !!

[TonyV]

Lady - knew you and mama could see anything into pantry

[alexanderd]

Shenanigans!! I cant even say it let alone do it with my dicky ticker, Hi Mamy tailcocks are up to their usual high standard tonight xx

[Lie-in King]

Matron - after the embrocation incident, you of all people should know I'm very ficklish...

[DTCwordfan]

I got this response to a question I posed this week:

Q: What airline do rabbits use?

A: British Hare-ways!

[Mamyalynne]

indeed I do.

[alexanderd]

M,Lady, found the usual array of coins when cleaning out the moat today they are in the normal place though what you are going to do with the Roman sesterce I havent a clue

[Lie-in King]

Does it need buffing, by any chance?

[Mamyalynne]

Any opportunity to get his buffer out and there he is.

[Lie-in King]

Indeed I am.

[Mamyalynne]

Well you always appear well buffed, so nothing wrong with that.

[alexanderd]

Is "buffed" another word for drunk?

[TonyV]

would not buff anything old - just oil

[Lie-in King]

Unfortunately not, alex...

Anyone seen kinky? We're supposed to be assignating...

[Mamyalynne]

I think she wandered outside, maybe taking the air.

[alexanderd]

I think she slid off into the garden with a bottle and two glasses, or was that a glass and two bottles?