Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening to all members , old and older.

There is yet again no speaker arranged for this week. (I blame the Committee).

Raffle prizes are a little thin at the moment, but no doubt will flesh out as the evening progresses.
So far we have:

A box of wafer thin mints
A roll of tissue paper (white)
Half a packet of sewing needles.

No doubt our usual array of drinks and nibbles will arrive shortly, courtesy of our dear Matron and the furry butler.


Apologies have been received from Petal who has been transported to a galaxy far, far away.
No word so far of ttfn, who has been so frequently rusticated that I fear for her colouring.

[Lie-in King]

Oh congratulations, m'lord & lady!

Why look! All my tickets had the number blue...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before I drink 'em all, they're lovely!

[alexanderd]

Nothing for me again, Ah well there is always next week

[ladyalex]

You hardly need to say it, Mamya..after all we have the evidence of your wonderful tailcocks...

[ladyalex]

Just the luck of the draw, chaps, just the luck of the draw.

[Mamyalynne]

I will have another drinky, hic! I am quite dry.

[Lie-in King]

My trousers have certainly been very creatively stitched...

[alexanderd]

Do you think it might be possible for someone else to draw the raffle next week? Not for one moment am I suggesting that there is any scullduggery going on of course

[Mamyalynne]

Why thankyou Maj, my needle skills are quite honed.

Alex, you tread carefully now.

[Lie-in King]

Good grief, alex! Did you see that? I swear it was a Gloucester Old Spot flew right by the window!

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, thought it was only my daughter and son in law who dug up skulls. Although did it myself once. Mostly just washed them.

[alexanderd]

Matron have you spilt something? I will certainly watch where I put my feet

[DTCwordfan]

I am going to sign off so see you next week, if one of my sisters is not visiting, otherwise I pre-sign the absentee's book....

night to y'all

[ladyalex]

And I thought you were a pal, Alexanderd.....

[Lie-in King]

Ta-ra DT, keep well :-)

[ladyalex]

Good night DT, thanks for all the poems.
See you next week .
:-))

[Lie-in King]

The part-time butler's buttling off for MOTD - back later :-)

[alexanderd]

It just seems strange that the male members(if you will excuse the expression) rarely win anything

[Mamyalynne]

Night DTC xxx

Enjoy the footy Maj.

[ladyalex]

Se you later, Maj.

I have no wish to discuss male members, Alexanderd.

[alexanderd]

I am going to sit by the Aga with his Maj to watch the footy. I will return