Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once more dear friends once more... I am in the house!

Firstly apologies:

Milady and Myludship are still gnashing their teeth across the pond.

Daisy Nonna is unable to attend due to a sojourn (but sends gifts of ginger wine and purple fringing for the rofl)

TTFN (Ena) is again regaling herself of all that the rural climes offer ??

I am not sure if I have missed anyone off the list as has been quiet lately.

Once more the buffet sideboard is laden with delights including a raised Game pie (raised it myself don't you know), assortment of Voltravons - I thought later we could toast our Muffins by the fire the air is quite chill.

The drinks trolley is well stocked and some very old bottles have been dusted off, stock is getting a bit low downstairs. This week's guest Tailcock is the Sherpa Slurpa## it has attitude and altitude and sure to take us all to new heights.

For the Rofl (tickets available at the door) :
Ginger Wine and Purple fringing (Daisy Nonna)

I bring :

A packet of staples
4 Energy saving light bulbs 6 watt (dark is brighter than that)
12 sheets of bubble wrap (1 Jumbo sized)
3 green envelopes

So welcome one and all, draw up a chair and fill your glasses.

Mamya xxx

[Lie-in King]

Perhaps it was Bolton...

[petal54]

what's in the sherpa's this evening,not yeti hair I hope,must be the meds

[Lie-in King]

Alas Miss, as you know, Matron's often reluctant to reveal her recipes for fear of a visit from Health & Safety or HM Customs...

[Mamyalynne]

The vons do glow in the dark so maybe yes.

No hairs in the Sherpas petal, have you shaved recently?

[alexanderd]

Good evening all and especially our new member, a word of warning, dont sign anything. A large sherpa slurpa please matron and a slice of game pie if you please

[slinky.kate]

i'm sure i can taste crab paste,rose water and limes in this sherpa

[Lie-in King]

Good evening young master alex - allow me...

May I also hide your coat?

[Mamyalynne]

Certainly Alex, how was the Doll's Hospital visit last week ??

[petal54]

that's a point ,Mamya must buy some immac

[Mamyalynne]

Miss Katy are you related to Jilly Goolden?? Thought so - wrong on all conts.

[Mamyalynne]

^^counts

[Lie-in King]

Phew.

[alexanderd]

Absolutely brill matron have seen her a few times but this was the best. I do have a sparkly hat for the riffle and one of those tubes that light up when it is waved

[slinky.kate]

what entertainment are we having tonight mammy??????

[petal54]

oh dear,is Slinky too close to the makers name

[Lie-in King]

No, Matron, I'm far too busy...

[alexanderd]

Good evening Mr Butle I will keep my coat next to me if you dont mind. I have seen your bring and buy sales before

[slinky.kate]

what do you mean petal???????

[Lie-in King]

Oops, too late sir...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're slurpy, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

Does anyone have a topic they would like to give a talk on?