Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once more dear friends once more... I am in the house!

Firstly apologies:

Milady and Myludship are still gnashing their teeth across the pond.

Daisy Nonna is unable to attend due to a sojourn (but sends gifts of ginger wine and purple fringing for the rofl)

TTFN (Ena) is again regaling herself of all that the rural climes offer ??

I am not sure if I have missed anyone off the list as has been quiet lately.

Once more the buffet sideboard is laden with delights including a raised Game pie (raised it myself don't you know), assortment of Voltravons - I thought later we could toast our Muffins by the fire the air is quite chill.

The drinks trolley is well stocked and some very old bottles have been dusted off, stock is getting a bit low downstairs. This week's guest Tailcock is the Sherpa Slurpa## it has attitude and altitude and sure to take us all to new heights.

For the Rofl (tickets available at the door) :
Ginger Wine and Purple fringing (Daisy Nonna)

I bring :

A packet of staples
4 Energy saving light bulbs 6 watt (dark is brighter than that)
12 sheets of bubble wrap (1 Jumbo sized)
3 green envelopes

So welcome one and all, draw up a chair and fill your glasses.

Mamya xxx

[alexanderd]

consider yourself lifted Kate always willing to assist a lady

[jackthehat]

Is anyone else aware of the elderly gentleman presently camouflaged by some Max Factor and strategically placed foliage watching the guests from the top of the orange-trees?..............

I may have to revise my count by 2.....

[Mamyalynne]

Kate we do not put the guests coats etc in the bin, are you related to Garfield??

[Lie-in King]

Don't worry, Matron - I'm afraid I don't even know which colour that bin is...

[slinky.kate]

she said it was an old rag,or was she an old nag.i need another drink,this talking is making me very thirsty

[alexanderd]

Oh no Jack is the door to the home for the bewildered open again?

[Mamyalynne]

Has the frenchman escaped, is there a whiff of garlic??

[Lie-in King]

Certainly, Miss kinky -

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em before they go in a coloured bin, they're lovely!

[slinky.kate]

the 'green' bin,i thought i just spent 20 minutes telling you that,you have to listen.

[Lie-in King]

Frenchman, Matron? I do hope you're not making an oblique reference to the frog? The one that says "ribbit" a lot & is green?

(sh, the papers aren't quite in order...)

[Mamyalynne]

These Sherpas clog your ears up Katy, maybe flashcards??

[jackthehat]

I'm not in the habit of sniffing nearly naked men..........of *any* nationality, I'm afraid...

[Mamyalynne]

.... I knew that, but it does carry.

[slinky.kate]

jth.i think you should give us a wee song now that i am having a break from my talk

[DTCwordfan]

I come in late and sniffing men is the theme - my god I will have to put my bard's clothing on.

Raffle:

one 1/2 can of Farenheit deodorant
one jock strap minus the strap
one pair of Zara Tindall's panties (only used once)
one pair of Peter Kaye's panties (never used)
my mother's broken toilet
a guest ticket to the London Sewers.

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, Miss kinky - your discourse was most interesting & entertaining - you do know a lot about rubbish, don't you?

[alexanderd]

I see our poet lariat has arrived

[slinky.kate]

lieinking i can talk rubbish anytime,i'm the local expert

[Lie-in King]

Ah, the fragrant master DTc - care for a large Sherpa, sir?

[Mamyalynne]

DTC I may have to get the Febreeze out again.