Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Once more dear friends once more... I am in the house!

Firstly apologies:

Milady and Myludship are still gnashing their teeth across the pond.

Daisy Nonna is unable to attend due to a sojourn (but sends gifts of ginger wine and purple fringing for the rofl)

TTFN (Ena) is again regaling herself of all that the rural climes offer ??

I am not sure if I have missed anyone off the list as has been quiet lately.

Once more the buffet sideboard is laden with delights including a raised Game pie (raised it myself don't you know), assortment of Voltravons - I thought later we could toast our Muffins by the fire the air is quite chill.

The drinks trolley is well stocked and some very old bottles have been dusted off, stock is getting a bit low downstairs. This week's guest Tailcock is the Sherpa Slurpa## it has attitude and altitude and sure to take us all to new heights.

For the Rofl (tickets available at the door) :
Ginger Wine and Purple fringing (Daisy Nonna)

I bring :

A packet of staples
4 Energy saving light bulbs 6 watt (dark is brighter than that)
12 sheets of bubble wrap (1 Jumbo sized)
3 green envelopes

So welcome one and all, draw up a chair and fill your glasses.

Mamya xxx

[slinky.kate]

these sharpie slurps are very refreshing,
NOW remember your glass goes into the purple bin''''''''

[Lie-in King]

Apparently so, Matron

Thank you Miss, one tries...

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're not climbing out of the vat, they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

Petal don't feed his ego , more pie anyone??

[petal54]

may I have pie to go please,tailcoks & the meds,bringing on the visions again

[Mamyalynne]

Of course you may, travel safely and mind the moat. Be wellxxx

[flump1]

Evening all, I am mad, over 50 and can offer wonderful wriffle prizes, of a can of fly spray, and some flea shampoo , ( have you ever tried shampooing a flea ? They don't like it ) I would love a tail cock ...of any kind thanks muchly.

[slinky.kate]

alex you cannot recycle your cycle,there are no bins for that yet,but i think you might get a few years out of that yet,can i get a lift home when you go,i think petal has her eye on my maj,

[Lie-in King]

I shall hurry with your coat, Miss petal - sorry to see you leave early - Be well, safe journey :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Flump, I can but recommend the Sherpa Slurpa, they are lovely

[jackthehat]

527..........527..........527............'scu
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me, do Navel Oranges count as double?......527........527....

[Lie-in King]

Good evening & welcome to the pile, Miss flump - may I hide your coat for you? Thank you.

A large Sherpa Slurpa, Matron's own recipe...

(ps, sign nothing...)

[Lie-in King]

Only when you're all at sea, Miss...

[Mamyalynne]

No but Nipple Oranges do, are you playing Scrabble?

[slinky.kate]

i think jake the peg leg needs her meds,she's counting oranges'

[jackthehat]

No, I've been amusing myself, in the orangery counting Milord and milady's crop of fruit.........

[flump1]

King, ( may I call you that ? ) I have a well worn and dog eared poncho ,please hide that for me, ta muchly. I just fell over a soul ,must have been the sherpa, sorry to whomever that was I stumbled upon .

[Mamyalynne]

Oh good are they all present and correct??

[Lie-in King]

Please don't lose count Miss - I'll take your coat & swap you a large Sherpa...

[Lie-in King]

Thank you Miss flump - fear not, it was probably master alex having a nap & the occasional kick does him no harm

[slinky.kate]

maj the poncho goes in the domestic waste bin''''''