Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Welcome once again to the hallowed portals of our club.

Tailcocks and nibbles will doubtless be available soon, but whether the butler will appear to deal with the wraps is in the lap of the Gods.

So far tonight's raffle prizes include:

Half a bottle of Emva Cream Sherry
Two pairs of bedsocks, one pair green and blue, the other blue and green
A hot water bottle cover in the shape of a pink pig

[DaisyNonna]

What a discreet and gentle lion. Faites de beaux reves.

[Lie-in King]

Very good evening to you, Miss seekeerz. May I offer you a flagon of Viking Vimto? I shan't offer to hide your coat...

(sorry, i'm in butler mode! i'm fine thanks - hope you're well?)

[Lie-in King]

Thank you, Miss Daisy - to you also :-)

[seekeerz]

a bit early in the day for one of those thanks, I'd like to be conscious for lunch !!
Has Mamya returned for wherever it was she went [ see what just a whiff of that stuff does !!]

I'm very well thank you, and yourself ?? you have this buttling down pat, don't you !!

I love reading the 'minutes' each Sunday morn, hysterical with laughter after one and a half pages !!

[Lie-in King]

Alas, I fear you may be correct, Miss - Matron does like to ensure her recipes are "just so" & may have inadvertently taken a wrong turn after checking on the frog - there are several secret passages down there.

I am heartened to hear that you enjoy news of our little gatherings, Miss :-)

[TonyV]

lady - more than happy to put petrol in - ok too use your card to pay for it?

[DaisyNonna]

Totsiens mes amis

[Lie-in King]

Hello there sir - alas, m'lady has retired to her bedchamber for the night.

I can assure you however, that the cost of petrol will be deducted from your wages, such as they are.

(run! sign nothing!)

[Mamyalynne]

I do apologise, wandered into the garden and lost my bearings!!

[Lie-in King]

Ah, there you are Matron - I am gratified that you are no longer rambling.

Perhaps now would be a good time to begin locking-up?

[Lie-in King]

Apologies - good night Miss Daisy, take care :-)

[slinky.kate]

hurry up maj.i'm waiting for you to walk me home,just being very discreet,standing at the door of the rotunda,give me a roar when your ready.

[Lie-in King]

Ah, Miss kinky! I fear I am on locking-up duty tonight - would it be acceptable if I called a taxi for you?

[DaisyNonna]

What a purrfect ending to an evening. Mew.

[slinky.kate]

ah? is this your way of telling me we're through???

[Mamyalynne]

Yes that may seem a good idea indeed , I shall get my mop

[Lie-in King]

Not at all, Miss kinky - I fear that there is a lot of clearing up to do after the incident with the llama...

[slinky.kate]

ok. i'll see you next week. x x x

[Lie-in King]

Good night, Miss - take care & be well :-)

[Mamyalynne]

Yes doors closing, thanks for a wonderful evening, good odes and hope you all get the right coats.

Same time next week xxx